Jeff Goldblum:
Jeff Goldblum
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Information:
Name: Jeff Goldblum
Born: 1952-10-22
Height: 1.94
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Filmography:
Barenaked in America (1999), Mundo VIP (1996), Ellen (2007), The Story of Bean (1997), Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (2008)
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Edward Burns:
Edward Burns Nude
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Information:
Name: Edward Burns
Born: 1968-01-29
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Ash Wednesday (2002), The Gift (2008), Making 'Saving Private Ryan' (2004), The Holiday (2006), The River King (2005)
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Billy Crudup:
Billy Crudup
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Information:
Name: Billy Crudup
Born: 1968-07-08
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
The Daily Show (2000), Trust the Man (2005), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Mononoke-hime (1997), The Tony Danza Show (2005)
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here...
What
do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
GrantlandColvertSn
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on
the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled
for six
months.
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook
!
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
ClearyJudewt
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the
door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic
surgeon to get my mouth bent."
BogieDelrayhh
Salesman: This jug is
genuine Indian
pottery.
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."
Salesman:
Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
MartyBlakeleyDD
Teacher: What do you think
astronauts wear
to keep warm?
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
VerdellEronrY
What happened when the man asked the salesman
for a good belt?
"O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as
he gave him a good
belt.
HallilElsworthZi
Why don't you stamp e-mails?
Because your
foot would go right through the computer screen!
LeifurBelaaA
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
thousand
dollars?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true."
Judge:
"Then, why don't you just pay him back?"
Defendant: "Because it
wouldn't be true anymore."
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