Whats the difference between premenstrual
tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
problem.
ArwinHoatnX
Q: How do you keep your
husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
CedrickBradeneCz
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
KuckunniwiAdleryv
A huge American car screeched to a
halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a
local
inhabitant,
"Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's
birthplace?"
"Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need
to hurry.
He's dead."
GiulianoDempseyuE
Q: How many
Pisceans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's
out?
DietzFibhEU
Yo mama's house is so small you
have to
go outside to change your mind.
SulalitGerredzP
Camper: There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every
cabin!
VincentBirkWP
It was so hot today I saw
a robin picking
earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
RossAdriyelxY
A
man went to apply for a job. After
filling out all of his applications,
he waited anxiously for the
outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an
opening
for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is
it?"
"It's called the door!"
WeardleahMonroexQ
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
MarqMitchNI